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Scene: The Emperor's meeting chamber.
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- Only one table is shown at any moment. Light comes from above each table and from a light placed behind a slowly rotating fan blade (optional). The tables have name tags. There are four tables listed by its members in clockwise order: Emperor Ovaltine and Orkin (occasionally switching places and, Orkin, his shirt); Darth Hare; Darth Rabbit; and Darth Bunny.
- Darth Hare: "Now that we have reached Earth, we may proceed in its conquest, but what if patriots propagate; we are not prepared against a strong offense."
- Darth Hare, Star Wars impersonation: "This Station is now the ultimate power in the universe! Nothing would dare to defy us!"
- Darth Rabbit: "Do not be so confident of this technological terror you have constructed. The ability to launch gigantic rabbit raisins in insignificant next to the power generated by Hover Dam over a period of thirteen years.
- Darth Hare: "What if Hero destroyed us all?"
- Darth Hare, Monty Python's Black Knight: "But I'm invinsible!"
- Emperor Ovaltine and Orkin walk from opposite sides of their table to their seats. The camera is positioned such that we cannot see Orkin's head.
- Ovaltine: "Hero will no longer bw of any concern to us. I have had him disposed of. Any possible threat to our domination is now completely annihilated.
- Darth Hare: "But what of the U.S. Senate?!"
- Ovaltine: (blinks, rolls eyes, blinks, and pauses) "...threats, Darth Hare."
- Darth Hare: "Oh." (pause)
- Ovaltine: "Our forces have already begun to move in and there are more recruits every minute... It is only a matter of time before we give the order, and CRUSH the puny earthling forces! Darth Rabbit has prepared the assault."
- Darth Rabbit: "I have selected the heta-alpha-hro-epsilon formation. We will concentrate the attack on the home of Prelate Moth."
- Darth Bunny: "Wait a second! That's the same guy we've been after for the last week. Why don't we go after the president or something?"
- Darth Hare snaps his gaze to Darth Rabbit.
- Darth Rabbit: "Because..." rolls his eyes, "I don't like him! (turns to Ovaltine) I have assigned General Mills to conduct the assault."
- General Mills walks out of the shadows and behind the table. (Parody of Darth Maul from Episode 1)
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